Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just google imaged poop.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
