i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Life is so much better after having sex.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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