So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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