do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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