that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You took a bar mat shot.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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