Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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