You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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