Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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