She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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