its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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