It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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