My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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