return my video game
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
