So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am midnight drunk by noon
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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