Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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