me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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