Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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