Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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