Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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