The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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