Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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