When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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