We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
FUCK WHALES
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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