I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He kissed a someone with a penis
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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