All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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