I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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