You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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