He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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