we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
