He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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