So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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