All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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