btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
