Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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