Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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