Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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