No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
it hurts more in the daytime
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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