She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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