these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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