you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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