i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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