Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
