STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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