i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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