I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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