Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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