so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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