y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm too high and old for this...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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