i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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