Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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