Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
