he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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